Photos
Interests
- 🧑🍳 Cooking
- ⚽️ Sport
- 🎤 Singing
- 🎣 Fishing
- 📷 Photography
Sexual Interests
- Adult Games
- Cuddling & Hugging
- Foreplay/Teasing
- Kinky Fun
- Sensual Massage
- Sex Talk
- Sex Toys
About Me
Hate writing these stupid things. So.. about me?
I love ink, currently have 6 tattoos and hoping for more.
Music wise, Ill listen to anything apart from that hardcore rubbish where it all sounds the same.
Ive got a beautiful baby boy who is my world.
&& A English Bull Terrier whos my OTHER lil man!
Video game nerd. Totally.
I have a really sarcastic sense of humour and a great poker face, so its hard to tell if Im joking or not.
Not a girly girl but knows how to make the effort for a night out!
Not interested in one night stands.
My ideal bloke?
- Funny, laid back and witty, though knows when to be serious.
- Not afraid to have a laugh and make a tit out of himself on a night out
- Children friendly!
- Dog friendly!
My self confessed flaws?
Spoiling my pooch and allowing him to get away with murder!
Saying LOL, Epic, and Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Far too often.
Getting together with Claire in town and shouting Lil Jon phrases.
Not picking up every item of clothing after taking them off straight away.
Being in the middle of a conversation and a new advert comes on tv I havnt seen before and I forget the conversation as Im sucked into the advert!!
I dont drink the last bit of coke from the big bottles. So it usually goes to waste.
My Pet Hates:
Liars.
Cheats.
Bullies.
PPL DAT TLK LYK DIZ RLY SUK @ LYF. We learnt English in school for a reason.
The Only Way Is Essex, Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore & Made In Chelsea. - Really?
The fact the train to Plymouth doesnt actually go through the bendy bit on top. Fail. :(
Oh and, how every person in the world except me has masteRED fake tan. Wotsit legs? Not attractive.
My Loves:
The Old Spice adverts!
Weebl and Bob
Burnt Face Man
Salad Fingers
Devvo!
Family Guy
blah blah blah.. etc :]